I have no words in my vocabulary to describe this. I'd like to say it's extensive, but I'm probably wrong.

 

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

image

oh good god i fucked up

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

bewbin:

theshiniestmeatbicycle:

bewbin:

ive been going to the gym alot now you guys should check out my guns

i wanna see your guns